Ukuba ucinga ukuya kwelinye inyathelo kunye neqabane lakho kwaye ucebisa ngomtshato, siya kukunika ingcebiso kwisandla soMcwangcisi woMtshato, oya kuthi asinike izimvo ezingqalileyo malunga nokuba ungasicela njani isandla kwasekuqaleni kwaye indlela yothando kakhulu.
Olo suku lusuku olubaluleke kakhulu emadodeni, kuba baziva bekhuselekile, bekhulile kwaye bethandana neqabane labo kwaye bafuna ukuhlala naye ngonaphakade.
Ngaba uyafuna ukuva u "Ewe, ndiyafuna" kungekudala? Landela ezi ngcebiso ...
- Kuya kufuneka uqale wazi ukuba injani na intombi yakho. Ukuba uneentloni okanye uneentloni, sukumenza achithe ixesha elinje kwindawo enabantu abaninzi. Enye yeendlela ezisetyenzisiweyo kukusisa kwindawo yokutyela ebalulekileyo (leyo ubusoloko ufuna ukuhamba nayo). Ngexesha lokutya idessert, uguqa phambi kwakhe kwaye uthi ibinzana eliqhelekileyo: Uyafuna ukutshata nam? (ndimbonisa iringi). Unokuqesha ezinye iivayoli ukwenza lo mzuzu ukhetheke ngakumbi.
- Unako ukumbamba ngokungalindelekanga kwaye uwele emsebenzini wakhe ngaphandle kwesilumkiso, kunye nesipha esihle seentyatyambo kunye nebhotile ye-champagne eneiglasi ezimbini. Apho uyambuza ukuba uyafuna ukutshata nawe.
- Into yoqobo ibiza unomathotholo awumameleyo kwaye ubacela ukuba bazinikele kuye ingoma. Unokwenza unomathotholo ukuba umbize kwaye umenze athande esidlangalaleni.
- Into eyintsusa kukusonga iibhokisi ezininzi, eyona inkulu ingaphandle kwaye ibeka iibhokisi ezincinci ngaphakathi, de kube yeyokugqibela le inesangqa esinekhadi elihle lothando.
- Ukuba ungomnye wabo bafazi bathandanayo, khumbula ezinye zezo ndawo zibalulekileyo, ezinje ngendawo apho badibana khona, usuku lwabo lokuqala okanye apho baphuze khona okokuqala.
- Ukuba lixesha leKrisimesi, ungafaka umsesane kumthi weKrisimesi endaweni yenkwenkwezi.
Nazi ezinye zeengcebiso. Gcina ukhumbula ukuba nantoni na oyenzayo, kwaye ngendlela oyenza ngayo, uqinisekile ngenqanaba oza kulithatha kunye kwaye ngumzuzu obaluleke kakhulu kwesi sibini. Sele ucele umtshato? Uyenze njani?
USoledad García Olivares-uMcwangcisi woMtshato
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Molweni, enkosi ngezi ngcebiso, inyani kukuba ndincedisile usibali wam, yinkwenkwe entle kodwa wayefuna uncedo, ndingumlingane wakhe,
Eneneni enkosi
Ezinye zezimvo zam zokucela umtshato, kumnandi kakhulu kwaye kungokoqobo kukususa ileyibheli yentsusa kwibhotile yewayini, wenze entsha kwaye ubhale isindululo ngasemva, kuba xa ibhotile igqityiwe unokufunda umxholo, Ibhotile kufuneka icace. Ngelo xesha ufunda mnike umsesane.
Ngexesha lokugqitywa kwebhotile ndicinga ukuba into ehlwempuzekileyo ayizukukwazi ukufunda umyalezo hahaha
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iqhelekile ...
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ndoda, yeka i-bullshit, ufunda ucoce iesile lakho kwaye ucinge ngomtshato ...
Wena sidenge ngubani ukuxelele ukuba kukho ubudala!
Kubonakala ngathi ufunde ukucoca i-anus yakho enkulu kakhulu, hayi?
bubudenge
Ndinengxaki nentombazana yam inyanga eyi-1 emva kwesindululo sayigqiba inyanga eyi-1, emva koko wandikhangela kwaye izinto zacaciswa, uxinzelelo oluvela kwiintsapho lwaluninzi kwaye ndicinga ukuba bendimnyanzela ukuba angamameli. kubo okanye benze le nto bendiyifuna, ngoku ndifuna ukubuyisa iringi kodwa ndicinga ukuba inzima kakhulu, ngaba unganika izimvo?
I gracias
Ewe, njengoko ndenzayo, kwaye bathanda imidlalo egqithileyo kakhulu, baqhubeke nokwenza ibhena enkulu apho kuthiwa, uyafuna ukutshata nam? Ndincediswa ngabahlobo bam ndalungisa yonke into kwaye ngenye imini ndammema ukuba aye kwiparashute kunye nam xa sasikude kwabonwa inqaku elinye kodwa xa sasondela isindululo sachazwa ngokuthe ngcembe de ndabe sele ndifunda yonke into kwaye wandinika. ewe. . . I-postcript gcina engqondweni ukuba ufuna ukwenza into ukuze inyani yeparachute inomdla ngakumbi xa sele beyishiya ifezekisiwe ngento enje ngesindululo somelele kakhulu imvakalelo inokuphelelwa ngamandla njengomfazi wam ke unento yokuqala yokunceda kufutshane. . . ukubingelela kunye namathamsanqa. . . !
Ummm, intombi yam ihenyukazi, icinga ukuba «Ungambamba ungalindelanga kwaye uwele emsebenzini wakhe ngaphandle kwesilumkiso, kunye nesipha esihle seentyatyambo kunye nebhotile ye-champagne eneiglasi ezimbini. Apho umbuza ukuba uyafuna ukutshata nawe »zezona zilungileyo izimvo ??
Ndiyabulela kakhulu
haha kabuhlungu ...
hahaha mandikuxelele mhlekazi ukuba isigqebelo sakho ngumzekelo wentlonipho
mm uluvo lwam lulandelayo lusuku lwesikhumbuzo sethu sokuba sibhiyozela iminyaka yethu njengabathandi kuqala ukuya ehotele ngokukhawuleza kwaye banxibe umsesane ebhokisini kuqala ebhokisini ukuba ibhokisi ngaphakathi kwenye nangaphakathi kwenye njalo njalo. fika kwibhokisi enkulu, ucoce igumbi kakuhle kwaye ushiye ibhokisi phakathi ebhedini undifunele ipowusta kunye nepeyinti kuphela ngala mizobo ivela ebumnyameni kwipowusta encinci ethi "Unganditshata? " Kwaye ndiyishiye injalo ilungele ukuhamba nentombi yam imini yonke, ndiphume ndiye kwiindawo ezikhethekileyo nayo yonke into emva koko ndimse kuloo hotele kwaye xa ndifika, umamkeli zindwendwe okanye umntu ondincedayo ^ ^ udlala ingoma ebaluleke kakhulu kuthi 2 kwaye ivula ibhokisi ngolu hlobo ide ifike kwindandatho nje ukuba ifike kwisangqa cima isibane kwaye ubone uphawu oluncinci apho ibinzana likhona kwaye ukhanyise isibane ucele impendulo yakhe = D unayo bacinga ukuba ^ ^
Molweni nonke ... isoka lam lindise eGalicia ngoMgqibelo ngentsimbi yesithathu emva kwemini, ziiyure ezisixhenxe ngemoto, apho waguqa ngamadolo emnyango wecawa yecawa malunga nasezilishumi elinambini ebusuku wandicela ukuba sitshate. . khawufane ucinge ukuba ibiyintoni impendulo ……… .. namangqina …… .. kulungile, uninzi lweehambo
Ewe, zonke izinto ezenziwa ngothando ziziphumo ezingachazekiyo ... imibuliso kubo bonke..iCreaciones1991
INYANISO YOKUBA XA UTHANDO LUKHO NGOKWENENE, LUNIKA OKUFANELEKILEYO ... KUNGENZEKA NGOKUSASA KUNYE NESidlo Sakusasa ... IZITOLO ZOKUDLA KWIINKONZO KUNYE NEZINTO EZIZITHANDAYO ZOKUTHENYA ABAHLOBO BAKHONA… .THI SIJABULELE NONKE NGOKUPHELELEYO… EPLAYA DEL CARMEN OKANYE EPUNTA DEL ESTE, SIBUKELE UKUSUKA KWIBALCONI YEHOTELE YETHU… SIBE NOKUDLA KUSUKU KUNYE NANANANJE SIBONELELE. !!!… .YENZANI IPARROT YENZELE UMNTU WENU ... uyandithanda
Ndihambe nentombazana endithandana nayo saya kwihotele eBenalmádena Costa kwimpelaveki, ndithathe isidlali seCD ndacula le ngoma ibizwa ngokuba liLishwa lam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q48KRvA_We4
Emva koko ndamnika umsesane, ndaza ndamxelela ukuba uyafuna ukunditshata… namhlanje ngumfazi wam kwaye sinamantombazana amabini. UAngela, oneminyaka emithathu ubudala kunye noLucia, eneenyanga ezintandathu ubudala. Isebenzile kum, ungayisebenzisa ingoma kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba nawe uyayenza.
Noooo Ndiyayazi indlela yokucela intombi yam ukuba inditshate kwaye indincede ngezimvo ezithile !!!!
Kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba uchazwe, oko kuthetha ukuba uya kuhlala ukhathazekile malunga nobudlelwane kunye neqabane lakho, wonwabe, ndinengqondo kwaye ndiyazenzekela, yenza into ongasoze uyilibale, hlala uhlala engqondweni yakho, yiba yintsusa
Umbono, unokukunceda, ukukhwela ibhaluni, iglasi yewayini, iringi onokuyifaka ngumkhenkce (iqhekeza lomkhenkce), soloko usebenzisa into eyothusayo, yenze ichithe usuku olungalibalekiyo olufanele iindleko.
Ukuba awunayo imali eninzi, yise epakini, cela uncedo kubahlobo, abazala, ube nobuchule, itafile ezimbini (ambuuguer tacos flank steak, njl. ayingenisi ngaphandle into eneenkcukacha ziyamothusa
Ndiyathemba ukuba iyakusebenzela, ukuba ufuna uncedo, yiba nomhlobo
Ewe, bendihlala ndifuna ukuba bayenze ngoluhlobo ,; Undise elunxwemeni ukuze ndibukele ukutshona kwelanga kwaye ndibophe umtya wokuloba kwibhotile yeglasi, ndiyiphose emanzini ndizise ucingo kwaye undixelele. Xa sifika ebhotileni sizakuba nayo kwaye ibhotile iphuma ebhotileni ithi UTHI UFUNA UKUNDitshata ??? emva koko ndakhupha umsesane: ')